Can we just take a moment for me to explain to you a thing? I was just scrolling through my dash when suddenly it’s this post again. Normally I wouldn’t post this sort of thing but IT’S BACK and I just - I can’t. I simply cannot. I have lost the ability to can. Bless this post and this commentary, and if I ever don’t reblog this assume that I AM 100% DONE or LITERALLY DEAD. This GPOY needs to be a gif, so let’s ask the science side of tumblr how do u gif. This is EXTREMELY important so please don’t scroll past this. Please reblog, SLAAAAY the patriarchy, and SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUTTA THIS. did you just - okay. okay. okay. shots fired. im cyring. You’ve messed with the wrong fandom, pal, and I’M JUST KIND OF NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW????? THIS IS NOT OKAY, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS RIGHT IN THE FEELS, WILDCATS??? STAHP. So in the future, please tag your posts with the appropriate TW because i cnat braetheee?????
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.